Happy Birthday to our little boy

This is not the kind of life I ever thought I would be leading. I mean, here we are on a Saturday night at 9:30 and what are we doing? We are drinking cold, thick vanilla milkshakes from Bill's Place and reading school district reviews. Why? Because our baby turned one two days ago and squished cupcake icing all over his high chair and tried to blow on a harmonica and threw up cupcake and banana and God knows what else on his new toys and so obviously, naturally, it is time to start thinking about college.